Crap, here I go with another Campus article, is there no end in sight? Probaby not, I still have to interview the new religion professor, and I’m not allowed to be funny with that one, but that actually probably means you’ll all like it more. In case you’ve been living in a cave for you entire life (and if so, kudos that’s impressive, Nader would be proud I’m sure) Ralph Nader, three time presidential candidate (if you have been living in a cave, he didn’t win), spoke at PC. You may have certain preconceived notions about him, but love’em or loath’em, Nader spoke out on green issues and called corporations out.
In a nutshell, he spoke of the unseen violence committed by large corporations. Personally, I don’t trust any word with more than three syllables, which could explain my distaste for all things republican, libertarian, and conservative. If you want to poke holes in this joke just think democracy, homosexuality, and adenosine triphosphate–all of which I’m kosher with. Where was I? Oh yes, that guy I liked. Ralph Nader also challenged preconceived ideas. Nobody thinks of white-collar crime when they here the word “crime,” (unless you’re an obese rabble-rousing documentary maker with a new take on COPS–look it up) but it’s devastating. War and street violence kill a fraction of those dead at the hands of money makers. Welfare for the poor isn’t such a bad idea when you consider all the large corporations that are carried on the backs of the taxpayers. Why do they need it? You can argue they’re doing a service, but ultimately they’re in it for themselves, so they should use their own money. There was a booksigning and Q&A session afterward followed by a luncheon provided–not by GDH and that’s the important thing, as well as another Q&A. All in all, it was good fun–if you’re a liberal.
I’d like to take a small segue and talk about the book he wrote that MFB was selling at the front of the auditorium, Only the Super-Rich Can Save Us! written as a practical utopia, possible only through the knowledge and funding of America’s top billionaires. I’m actually nigh-on halfway through, so I thought I’d insert a quick review so far. It’s good. It’s fun, it’s interesting, imaginative, though it’s not easy. In other words, the cave-dwellers out there would not like it since he uses real people and expects some degree of savvy on the subject, and I a lowly bio-bumpkin do wish the concepts were a bit better explained. Still, it’s better than Atlas Shrugged, partly because it’s shorter, but mostly because doesn’t have characters give 50-page long monologues on the theme…yet. It’s obvious the point he’s trying to get across, and it also makes you think about what you could do, since he names all of these strategies and litanizes the evils of Wally World.
Off that segue. Bottom line, Nader was here. As effective as he has been in legislating change (something anyone who knows the word Corvair can bitterly attest to), you can’t help get the feeling that he’ll forever be screwed if he stays in a third party. Which begs the question, why only 2 parties. That forces us to turn republican and democrat into umbrella terms. Think if there were only two Christian religions, Roman Catholic and Protestant, how would you choose? It’d be easy to find something you identify more with, but Protestant would contain Calvinists and Arminianists, biblical literalists and looser interpreters, pacifists and neoconservatives. We need viable third parties, and electoral reform is the only way that can happen, since the winner take all forces umbrellization. Also, please comment, I love to get the feeling my articles are being read.